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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 11:53

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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Octopussy

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Goldfinger

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Moonraker

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

I can’t get any girl I want, but I can just get some not my type of girls, so I feel I’m so ugly. What should I do?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Dr No

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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